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The Full Monty Café

4.6 453 reviews 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM 207 Brighton Rd, Coulsdon CR5 3EA, United Kingdom

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The Full Monty Café is a hidden gem on Brighton Road in Coulsdon, UK, beckoning diners with its quaint charm and satisfying fare. A quick escape from the bustling road, this cozy café specializes in traditional English breakfasts that leave patrons feeling full and content. Customers rave about the excellent value for money, with dishes like a Full English breakfast available for under £10. Favorites like Egg on Toast at just £2.00 and hearty combinations of beans, cheese, and eggs provide comfort at a wallet-friendly price.

Reviewers like Marcus Suitor appreciate the warm atmosphere, perfect for a family stop or a quick lunch. Ramona Zauner highlights the friendly staff and the café's welcoming vibes, emphasizing the rarity of such establishments today. However, it’s worth noting that some feedback hints at service inconsistencies, with hygiene and order accuracy being areas for improvement. Despite these critiques, the overall experience remains cherished by many.

In short, The Full Monty Café stands as a testament to hearty, traditional British café culture, making it an inviting stop for both locals and travelers on the A23. A little enhancement in service could elevate its charm, but the comfort food keeps patrons returning for more.

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Amenities & More

Service options

  • Curbside pickup
  • Takeout
  • Dine-in
  • Delivery
  • Onsite services

Highlights

  • Great coffee
  • Great tea selection

Popular for

  • Breakfast
  • Lunch
  • Solo dining
  • Good for working on laptop

Dining options

  • Breakfast
  • Brunch
  • Lunch
  • Catering
  • Seating
  • Table service

Amenities

  • Gender-neutral restroom
  • Restroom
  • Wi-Fi

Atmosphere

  • Casual
  • Cozy

Crowd

  • Family-friendly
  • Groups
  • LGBTQ+ friendly
  • Tourists
  • Transgender safespace
Note: Amenity details are aggregated from verified visits, the venue's website and Google. They may change without notice. We recommend confirming key details (pet policy, accessibility, reservations) directly with The Full Monty Café before visiting.

Reviews for The Full Monty Café

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Review highlights

Based on 453 reviews

The Full Monty Café is generally praised for its cozy, unpretentious atmosphere and traditional English breakfast offerings, making it a favored stop for travelers and locals alike. Reviewers frequently highlight the café’s value for money and friendly staff, contributing to an inviting experience. However, some feedback points to occasional service inconsistencies, including order errors and hygiene concerns, which can impact the overall visit. Despite these issues, the café’s authentic food and welcoming vibe remain strong draws, with many customers recommending it as a reliable spot for a quick, satisfying meal along the A23 corridor.

Marcus Suitor
Jul 14, 2025

Now here is s great little, very basic, quaint little hideaway in plain sight directly sat at the side of the main road. It's outside looks can deceive the humble cozey atmosphere within. It provideas a great stop off ahead of a long journey or a quick bite for family and friends on a road trip or just that quick lunch on the way. There is plenty of seating but beware it can get somewhat crowded during lunch times. The menu boasts of various traditional English breakfasts which will most certainly leave anyone filled at a reasonable price. There is a small outhouse style toilet at the outside of the premises which could get a bit nippy during colder months of the year. All in all it's a great little place to visit if you should pass by, give it a try.

James Burgess
Jul 07, 2025

Absolutely gorgeous. Proper English breakfast. Get stuck in.

Daniel Slater
Jul 02, 2025

Visited this lovely little cafe last week on my lunch break. I have to say that the value for money was great, I had a full English breakfast and it cost less than 10er. Also the service was excellent. Very surprised it was empty, well worth a visit on your way through A23, 5 stars for me

Ramona Zauner
Jun 20, 2025

It’s rare you find places like these these days. Amazing proper food, friendly stuff, awesome vibes!

todd hall
Jun 19, 2025

Firstly the chef didn't want our order at half1 for a 22 pound order I'd stay, then as order was written wrong by the young lad always on his phone. And shaaking his hair behind the vounter no hair band or net. Hygiene is a main issues for me tables needed cleaning wrong breakfast was given,staff had to keep being told and we didn't feel the service was at a good standard. I will not be going back there Staff need to be trained about customer service/hygiene and the place needs a revamp a little worn down and dull... I thought I'd give it a try as I was told it was nice. I'm experienced cook I love my food and I don't like being put of my food I'd suggest experienced staff with food hygiene and a little revamp and clear signs on what time your open and closed. Good luck with it as i heard you say you couldnt buy a customer this morning so offered a bit of help via investment, revamp and nicer more welcoming staff.

Michael Porebsky
May 30, 2025

good food £10 full english breakfast and choice of coffee/tea. very nice service, interesting atmosphere. the toilet looks terrible from the outside, but it is clean, with paper, water and a working hand dryer. I recommend !

Rob
May 19, 2025

Delicious food, generous portions and friendly service in a nice atmosphere. Everything you could want from a proper caff!

Lloyd C
Apr 21, 2025

My breakfast definitely lived up to the name 'the full monty' it was huge. On top of 2 fried toast it had a massive piece of bread with toast that I couldn't finish. I ordered bubble on top which was also good.

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Address
207 Brighton Rd, Coulsdon CR5 3EA, United Kingdom
Price range
£1–10
Category
Cafes

Opening hours

  • Monday 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM
  • Tuesday (Today) 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM
  • Wednesday 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM
  • Thursday 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM
  • Friday 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM
  • Saturday 06:00 AM - 02:00 PM
  • Sunday 06:00 AM - 01:00 PM

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